Claire, Adrian, Jackie, Jason, Mona, Bernie, Elaine, David, James, Melissa, Simon, Gail and Zoe.

We are the descendents of Jacob and Ettie Korsner. We're generally small but perfectly formed. Big Daddy the Green G-d is a retired pharmacist and erstwhile photographer. Claire goes with Zoe (both in the media), Jackie with Adrian and Jason BBC newsreader) is theirs. Mona and Bernie (retired retail Guru) are a number as are Elaine and David (the family accountant). James (computer whizz) and Melissa (trainee diplomat) are soon to be an item and Gail and Simon (business guru and organiser) have been an item for almost twenty five years. Missing is Jakaid's grandson and Jason's son Acer( up top with scooter) and mother Maria.